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LYRICS:
I know the Store, like the back of my van
They beg for the toys, I don’t give a spam
They kick and they scream, I tune out the sound
Nothing can break, nothing can break me down
If you Need some advice, I got a meal plan
I know the direction, to McDonalds playland
I wipe the snot with the back of my hand
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I’m the MOM, come round
Nothing can break, nothing can break me down
I’m the MOM, come round
I need a break, before I have a breakdown
I bring snacks to the game, oranges.
I help you with your aim, cheerios.
I tie your shoesfor you baby, I’m the soccer mom.
I’m one sporty dame, sports!
I got a household name, mom.
I kiss ur bruise for you baby, you’re looking at the MOM.
When it comes to common core, so hard.
I just can’t discern. I can’t.
Watch youtube to teach me, subscribe to us!
but I’ll never learn, never.
But give me art projects, I’m artsy.
And I’ll make it pristine, but not too good.
PTA mom certified queen
I’m the MOM, get down
you’re gonna break, you’re gonna break your arm
There’s dishes in the sank,
And they’re starting to stank
I got chores for you baby, listen to the mom
clean your fish tank
Or no money for your bank. None
Here’s a Washington baby, for listening to the mom
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